1. Eating it up on grass and managing to cut up hands.. on grass... Check.
2. Killing ipod mercilessly with water unintentionally. Check.
3. Begging ipod to revive. Check.
4. Walking into a door. Check.
5. Kicked in the face by a breast stroker? My face says I covered that.
6. Going deaf. YES OH THANK GOD.
7. Ear meds feel like hells flames are embarking on a long journey to my brain. Check.
8. Regaining ability to fully walk with complete dignity. Pending.
All around good day.
